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The Life And Times of the White House Press Secretary

Name:
Carol Fitzpatrick
Birthdate:
26 April
Among my many other talents, I can fend off nosy journalists, consume vast quantities of coffee in mere instants, cook gourmet cheesecake, defend the President and the White House from various and sundry members of Senior Staff (read: ourselves), the press, and whoever else happens to be ranting at the moment without catching fallout, feed goldfish, lead tea therapy, and settle a press room in 2.5 seconds.

It's a gift, really.

With the exception of Carolyn McCarthy (D-NY), whose name is used with the utmost respect, the people and situations in this journal are imaginary and based off the creations of Aaron Sorkin.

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